"You're not so much losing a daughter as losing a garage..." -John to his new father-in-law
"Maybe I'm really a panda!" -Becca
Shaye: "Once she's got the colloquialisms down..." Sarah: "And the concept of pedophile, jail... There's nothing more I can teach you. My job's done."
"It's like AA. One picture is too many..." -Nick, trying not to be Scaperazzi. This did not work.
"I just learned from the Canadian bee people that the best way to image butterfly genitalia is to use KY jelly. ...I make butterfly porn for a living." -Jess
"So first you Vulcan deathgrip them and then you make porn out of the butterflies?" -Laurie
"You kill little girls' dreams." -Shaye
Natalie: "It's not as bad as it could have been." Laurie: "How has that never been a theme?"
"I am not going to make assumptions on why there are little wings on the butterfly penis." -Jess
"I always come at the wrong time." -Sarah
"I don't know how to describe it, but I have pictures on my computer." -Jess
(re: AV equipment) Sarah: "And they don't tell you it's stuck in the closet at the back of the room." Nick: "That's what she said." Becca: "That's where we stuck ours in undergrad." Kate: "What were you doing, Becca?" Becca: "Getting supplies."
"You're my flash drive. I just plug you in..."
"I'm not stealing stuff when it counts as a souvenir. That's what I'll tell myself later when I steal the centerpiece." -Laurie
"Where's it migrating to? There's no place left to explore." -Cristin
"If I had a kegereator, I'd drink more." -Andrew
"We're all hourglass figures with 45 minutes at the bottom half." -Laurie
"I think I just stabbed myself with confetti." -Natalie